Why have I decided to go public? You may well ask. Not a decision of the moment I can tell you. Well thought through it was. Much time under the apple tree given over to it not to mention flashes of inspiration between eye-shut on the duvet and moments of deep concentration on the back seat of the car. I am an agreeable dog, kind, understanding with a rapid switch-off-if-it-looks-like-trouble mechanism but I need all my brilliance in canine survival skills to hold it all together in this crazy household.
